{"title":"The Funny Side","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause I am a Marine I have a sick sense of humor. That combined with a graphic design degree and a laser engraving business (Bruzek Laser Engraving) You will often see some funny gifts for yourself or someone special in your life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy the funny side of Bruzek Knives USA\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"minnesota-protestor-trauma-riot-kit-design-1","title":"Minnesota Protestor Trauma \u0026 Riot Kit - Design 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause I am from Minnesota, I got to witness firsthand the craziness of that of the Left Liberal! :) in honor of the crazy left and Tampon Tim Walz (MN Governor)  I give you the best gift to give to a liberal. Go ahead...get this and gift it to someone that will get triggered! The cost is worth the reaction!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecomes with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Whistle - the weapon of choice for the loud annoying liberal \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) tampon - on behalf of Timmy Walz and the confused genders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) random Trump Sticker - To get the Liberal Flamed up and ready to protest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll packaged in a nice Tin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Design 1 has Walz on the font lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe width=\"315\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GdJgjFFTetw?controls=1\u0026amp;mute=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\n\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Bruzek USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48249143984283,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/6894\/7099\/files\/IMG_9285.jpg?v=1775259539"},{"product_id":"minnesota","title":"Minnesota Protestor Trauma \u0026 Riot Kit - Design 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause I am from Minnesota, I got to witness firsthand the craziness of that of the Left Liberal! :) in honor of the crazy left and Tampon Tim Walz (MN Governor)  I give you the best gift to give to a liberal. Go ahead...get this and gift it to someone that will get triggered! The cost is worth the reaction!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecomes with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) Whistle - the weapon of choice for the loud annoying liberal \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) tampon - on behalf of Timmy Walz and the confused genders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) random Trump Sticker - To get the Liberal Flamed up and ready to protest\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll packaged in a nice Tin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign 2  has official butthurt protestor logo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe width=\"315\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GdJgjFFTetw?controls=1\u0026amp;mute=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\n\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Bruzek USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48249147424923,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/6894\/7099\/files\/IMG_9284.jpg?v=1775260122"},{"product_id":"usmc-combat-crayons","title":"USMC Combat Crayons","description":"\u003cdiv data-subtree=\"aimfl,mfl\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMight was well Make it badass and own that shit!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-subtree=\"aimfl,mfl\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eAs a GWOT Marine and Fallujah Veteran, I can't say that I remember this joke while I was in...but it has taking a cult attachment to the Corps. That being said...I have to make shit related to the most amazing group of gunslingers. Semper Fi Brothers! Enjoy the fun humor in life!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-subtree=\"aimfl,mfl\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-subtree=\"aimfl,mfl\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe \"crayon-eating Marine\" is a humorous, self-deprecating trope that emerged in the early-to-mid 2010s to joke about the United States Marine Corps, portraying them as unintelligent but tough \"crayon eaters\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. It is part of a long-standing inter-service rivalry within the U.S. military, often initiated by other branches like the Army to mock Marines as simple-minded, a reputation the Marines have adopted and owned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"uJ19be notranslate\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-wiz-uids=\"zNxloc_g,zNxloc_h\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"vKEkVd\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"class=zNxloc_f\/TKHnVd\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"uJ19be notranslate\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-wiz-uids=\"zNxloc_g,zNxloc_h\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"vKEkVd\" data-animation-atomic=\"\" data-wiz-attrbind=\"class=zNxloc_f\/TKHnVd\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e**don't forget to scroll to the video!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) pack of combat ready crayons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) custom design and engraved tin with custom inserts and TOPO design. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eas always designed and created by Bruzek Knives USA - Semper Fidelis\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chttps:\u003e\u003c\/https:\u003e\n\u003ciframe width=\"315\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3CAcKYQzxD0?controls=1\u0026amp;mute=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\n\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Bruzek USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48249174229147,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/6894\/7099\/files\/IMG_9061.jpg?v=1775260573"},{"product_id":"usmc-guilt-pleasure-mre-charms","title":"USMC Guilty Pleasures - MRE CHARMS","description":"\u003cp\u003eSemper Fi Brothers! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab these devilish treats and to those who wish you harm, give them some charms!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-processed=\"true\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-subtree=\"aimfl,mfl\"\u003eCharms, specifically the assortment of fruit-flavored hard candies produced by the Charms Candy Company (founded in 1912), became a staple of U.S. military rations for over 60 years, beginning in World War II. While initially intended as a high-energy morale booster in K-rations, they gained a reputation as the \"Unlucky Charms\" during the 1990s and early 2000s, leading to their removal from Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MREs) in 2007.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFYI- We had some Charms prior to my AAV rolling over an anti-tank mine south of Fallujah :) Charms bad luck is a thing! First hand experience!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) pack of offical CAHRMS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(1) custom engraved and designed Tin with custom inserts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe width=\"315\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pLjpk6S9g2w?controls=1\u0026amp;mute=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen\u003e\n\u003c\/iframe\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs always, created and designed by Bruzek Knives USA - Semper Fi Brothers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bruzek USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48249176948891,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/6894\/7099\/files\/IMG_9066.jpg?v=1775261114"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/6894\/7099\/collections\/IMG_9295.jpg?v=1775259229","url":"https:\/\/bruzekusa.com\/collections\/the-funny-side.oembed","provider":"Bruzek USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}